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Brad Cinematic Universe – “Texas Style Fajitas” (8–10 seconds) Photorealistic, cinematic comedy. Brad stands proudly in his kitchen wearing the Nice Breeze Promotion shirt, casserole shorts, and One Ball sneakers glasses, brown beard, bald, and really fat. A huge sheet pan of sizzling fajitas sits on the counter. Brad smiles and says: “Texas-style sheet pan fajitas tonight!” The fajitas sizzle louder… and louder. Suddenly the sheet pan ignites like a rocket, blasting through the ceiling with a fiery trail. Cut outside: neighbors stare upward as the glowing fajita pan streaks across the sky like a meteor. Gus the black Labrador calmly watches it fly by while wearing tiny safety goggles. Cut back to Brad. He doesn’t move. He shrugs and says: ”…Still homemade